Santa Potato Chip

[daidoji_gisei]

Normally I refuse to do anything Christmasy until after Thanksgiving, but I saw this in mamorunooni's and it amused me.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In January I helped heiwako hide a body (-173 points). Last Sunday I stole helen_keeble's purse (-30 points). In November I gave matt_dalen a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August yhlee and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Overall, I've been nice (68 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, daidoji_gisei

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