I found this via cassandra_e: the Vampire Name Generator.

My result:

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Constance Maundrell
Known in some parts of the world as:
Haunt of The Lost
The Great Archives Record:
A lonely one who guides the lost - but not to safety, to their doom.

Who, me? Guide the Lost to their doom? Surely not....

And a big thanks to yoritomo_reiko for this meme!

Your result for The Commonly Confused Words Test...

English Genius

You scored 93% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 93% Expert!

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Now, time to finish my lunch and get back to work. :-)

Back when I received my laptop I considered naming it, but back-burnered the idea when I got busy doing stuff. Like writing. However, I've been inspired by yhlee and have returned the issue to my burning consciousness. And since I've always wanted to play with my journal's poll function, here is your chance to offer an opinion on the topic!

[Poll #1143591]

Comments are, of course, welcome. :-)

Silly internet quizzes--or 'potato chips', as I usually call them--are a source of endless mindless amusement to me. How do people think these things up? Don't they have better things to do with my life? And is my favorite color blue or black? (That one always trips me up.) Today yoritomo_reiko had a color quiz on her lj that looked interesting. I took it and decided that I didn't care WHAT it said, I was NOT olive drab. The very thought is horrifying. However, the site in question had a few other quizzes, so I took them.( Are you curious? )

Thanks to heiwako and hida_jiremi I have memage. It's a two-potato-chip morning, so I'll use a cut: ( Read more... )

Nicked with abandon from yhlee. And Chris, I really don't want to know about the sock thing. :P ( Halloween at Kyuden Gisei )

Found this via rpriske: Colorgenics.

At this time you are really feeling quite exhausted by all the conflict and quarrelling that is going on about you and you are looking for some sort of protection from this state of affairs. Ideally you are seeking a peaceful condition and a tranquil environment in which you can be afforded the chance to relax and recover.!

Which ever way you turn you feel that you are being utterly thwarted. There is considerable conflict in the air but you will stick to your beliefs and not be deterred in endeavouring to attain your objectives.

You feel that you should be appreciated far more than you are but no-one seems to care! You feel that you are receiving less than your share and the main problem is that there is no-one to whom you can turn to for sympathy and understanding. The inner stress that you are experiencing makes you quick to take offence but you realise that at this particular moment in time there is little that you can do to relieve the situation.

You pretend that you are a carefree individual and that nothing really bothers you - that you are so self-sufficient that whatever problems beset you they simply flow off you as water flows off a ducks back. You are experiencing considerable stress, trying to conceal yourself from the rest of the world. In actual fact - deep down, you are not at all happy. You feel lonely and you need someone with whom you can 'Let your hair down' and share your hopes, dreams and high standards. You are imposing unnecessary self restraint on yourself. You would like to demonstrate the unique quality of your character to all and sundry.

You are moody and depressed at this time but it will pass. All of your hopes and dreams seem to have gone astray and you are fearful of planning further for the future. Disappointment at the non fulfilment of your hopes and the fear that to formulate fresh goals will only lead to further setbacks have resulted in considerable anxiety and you try to escape from this by withdrawing into yourself. But that is not the answer. You have the power to succeed, believe in yourself... all is possible to him who believes.

Courtesy of yhlee.

Nancy's Zanpakutō: Nancy carries Ecstatic Tide sealed into the form of a fountain pen. At the command "Soar, Ecstatic Tide!" it transforms into a jagged throwing axe. It produces a mist that obscures the wielder. What's Your Zanpakutō?

Not inappropriate, I think.

Found this via jeanniemac. I wasn't entirely impressed with the quiz, as the question on what you secretly pride yourself on had no mention of intelligence, or teeth.

What color is your soul painted? Black Your soul is painted the color black, which embodies the characteristics of modernity, formality, power, sophistication, elegance, wealth, mystery, style, anger, sadness, remorse, rebellion, loss, discord, confusion, and absorbing negativity. Black falls under the element of Earth, and symbolizes outer space and the universe, and in some cultures black represents fertility and wisdom. Click Here to Take This Quiz

Quizzes and Personality Tests

Thanks to yoritomo_reiko, I to now have my Unitarian Jihad name.

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Katana of Love and Mercy.

Get yours.

According to the First Reformed Unitarian Jihad,

My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Honorable Howitzer of Tolerance. What's yours?

It's tragic that they don't agree--I forsee commitee meetings resulting from this. Without refreshments.