Manga/Work Hybrid Sillyness
Jun. 9th, 2006 06:10 pmThis will not make any sense to you unless you are a Bleach fan, and even if you are you might not find this funny. But it made Deslie and I giggle like madwomen, so I am recording it here. You also need to know that we make granola bars in my bakery, and when Deslie makes them there is a large chance that they are going to massively overflow the pan and become an oaty-honeyed-buttery carbon mess on the floor of the oven. We haven't yet figured out why.
So this morning I was studying the Jewish Rye and wondering if the Salt-free Whole Wheat was going to bake fast enough to get out of oven before the Rye over-proofed and deflated.
Me:*waving arms and talking to bread* Slow down! Slooow dooown!
Deslie: I don't think that's going to help.
Me: My spiritual pressure needs exercising.
Deslie: That will only make it worse. You know what mine does to the granola bars.
Me: That's true. *pause* You know, I just had a vision of what your ban kai looks like, and it's not pretty.
So this morning I was studying the Jewish Rye and wondering if the Salt-free Whole Wheat was going to bake fast enough to get out of oven before the Rye over-proofed and deflated.
Me:*waving arms and talking to bread* Slow down! Slooow dooown!
Deslie: I don't think that's going to help.
Me: My spiritual pressure needs exercising.
Deslie: That will only make it worse. You know what mine does to the granola bars.
Me: That's true. *pause* You know, I just had a vision of what your ban kai looks like, and it's not pretty.